- I did not suffer any stab wounds in the encounter with the crazy psychiatrist lady.
- Crazy psychiatrist lady had a knife. So that's cool.
- She did actually try to kill me. That was fun.
- I did not kill her. Also impressive. Just gonna raise my right hand over my left shoulder and give myself a pat on the back for that one.
- She has a name: Mari.
- I've decided to keep calling her Crazy Psychiatrist Lady (or CPL) until further notice.
- She is still brandishing a knife at me.
- We have eaten recently and gotten her new clothing (don't ask me how or why, just know that it was 100% necessary) so we have at least made some progress!
- I'm still not sure why I listened to that fuckin' voice in my head. Fuckin' prick.
- Not dead yet though! Positives Kailin, think positives!
XOXO
Kailin and Mari... Mari... My now, these are names I've not heard in a long time. Long time.
ReplyDeleteAnd yet here we are, surprisingly still alive!
Deleteseerisly what thefuck aryou doing that your therpisst is tryna kill you gurl?
ReplyDeletePlease ignore my awful drunken comments. I'm so sorry.
DeleteI will pretend that I never read that drunken comment, fair? <3
DeleteCan't blame someone for being wary. It's been a bad month.
ReplyDeleteMari! There's your blogger account!
DeleteAlso I 100% support your wariness. I wouldn't trust me either personally, but I don't have much of a choice in the matter. <3