Saturday, September 17, 2016

Update: Not That A Single Fuck Was Given


  1. I did not suffer any stab wounds in the encounter with the crazy psychiatrist lady.
  2. Crazy psychiatrist lady had a knife. So that's cool.
  3. She did actually try to kill me. That was fun.
  4. I did not kill her. Also impressive. Just gonna raise my right hand over my left shoulder and give myself a pat on the back for that one.
  5. She has a name: Mari.
  6. I've decided to keep calling her Crazy Psychiatrist Lady (or CPL) until further notice.
  7. She is still brandishing a knife at me.
  8. We have eaten recently and gotten her new clothing (don't ask me how or why, just know that it was 100% necessary) so we have at least made some progress!
  9. I'm still not sure why I listened to that fuckin' voice in my head. Fuckin' prick.
  10. Not dead yet though! Positives Kailin, think positives!
XOXO

7 comments:

  1. Kailin and Mari... Mari... My now, these are names I've not heard in a long time. Long time.

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  2. seerisly what thefuck aryou doing that your therpisst is tryna kill you gurl?

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    1. Please ignore my awful drunken comments. I'm so sorry.

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    2. I will pretend that I never read that drunken comment, fair? <3

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  3. Can't blame someone for being wary. It's been a bad month.

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    1. Mari! There's your blogger account!

      Also I 100% support your wariness. I wouldn't trust me either personally, but I don't have much of a choice in the matter. <3

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